deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

or Sheldon Cooper

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maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

….no

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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i really want to do this to the creeps on Tindr

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trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

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vanitiy:

i follow back

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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

itscalledbeinghuman:

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combatproana:

dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME

Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland. 

If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first. 

Bloop

does having irish slave owning ancestors count?

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

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For real!

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rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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